(My sweetheart of a nursing student partner interrupts the reading of his takes-him-self too seriously most of the time English major. Just a little snippet of what occurs in my home-life daily--thought I'd share the conversation.)
Babe: (to himself) Whooooaaa cool. (looks over at me) Babe--Look at this!
Me: (nose buried in a book) What? What is that an X-ray?
Babe: No! It's a very thin slice of a frozen human cadaver...
Me: Eww! Why?
Babe: It's from the same people who do "Body World".
Me: (Nose back in my book) Mmmm...it's still not right.
Babe: I know babe...I think I'm gonna do that to you if you die first.
Me: No.
Babe: Mummification?
Me: No.
Babe: Plastination?
Me: Only if you store me in a really fancy case with some cool old books.
Babe: Can I sit you on the couch for cuddles sometimes?
Me: Wha..? Okay...but only once in a while.
Babe: I want a parrot.
Me: No.
Babe: But, they can talk.
Me: No.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry this is great.
ReplyDeleteThis is like a conversation between myself and myself. I'm not sure what that says about me....Anyway, so funny! Thanks for sharing.
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